Kelm got grounded from the interweb!!

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\r\n \r\n \r\n Originally Posted by Chris \r\n \r\n \r\n I should have thought of it first. \r\n \r\n

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BWAHAHAHAHAHHAA\r\n

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\r\n \r\n Kelm depression is what you make of it Boy. Don\'t worry about any of this crap man (bitches, bikes, bashes, etc...), life goes on and you have so much ahead of you. Fear I could understand, cuz they\'re gonna kick your lil dumb ass in boot camp, but as long as you keep your mouth shut you\'ll make it. As for being a gimp in the sack.....Kelm I\'m gonna tell you something that not many guys admit very often.....Dude first if she\'d been teasing you for a minute, it\'s a rule she should have swallowed the first one.....cuz there was no way you\'d last very long up in there......second....porn is BS man.....most sex is under 10 minutes Bro....unless drunk or under some drug influence......and with practice you should both be able to get yours in under 5!! So don\'t be dissappointed in yourself man!! No as your friend I insist on telling you to shut up and quit being a pussy and enjoy the time you have left at home.....Word?? Holla Back Lil Nig!!\r\n

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\r\n \r\n \r\n Originally Posted by Chris \r\n \r\n \r\n normally I\'d stay out of it but I never last less than 15-20...unless it\'s a quicky. \r\n \r\n

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Dude I was trying to make him feel better......asshole!! And don\'t tell me you\'d last that long if she\'d been teasing you all damn day like lil girls do!!\r\n

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\r\n \r\n \r\n Originally Posted by Chris \r\n \r\n \r\n I wasn\'t trying to clown on him, just correcting YOUR SEXUAL PROBLEMS \r\n \r\n

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Yeah I\'m a gimp, you\'re right!! LOL \r\n

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\r\n \r\n \r\n Originally Posted by Kelm \r\n \r\n \r\n Little girls... So true so true, She was actually just a year younger than me. \nAfter sex though I got her to give me head in the shower as we cleaned up so I wasn\'t complanin... lol \r\n \r\n

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Dude where the hell are your parents when you\'re taking showers with girls?? Lucky lil prick!!\r\n

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\r\n \r\n Kelm you fucking crack me up you dirty lil mother fucker!!\r\n

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\r\n \r\n \r\n Originally Posted by Chris \r\n \r\n \r\n damn, lucky fucker. \r\n \r\n

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+1 he got bitches everywhere and still can\'t get laid on the regular!!\r\n

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\r\n \r\n \r\n Originally Posted by Kelm \r\n \r\n \r\n Yes, True I guess my game isn\'t that good sadly I\'m working on it though! \r\n \r\n

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it\'ll come with time man, if you cared less you\'d be hip deep every night!!\r\n

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\r\n \r\n \r\n Originally Posted by Chris \r\n \r\n \r\n don\'t mind me, I\'m just raising my postcount. \r\n \r\n

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post count?? What\'s that?? \r\n

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\r\n \r\n \r\n Originally Posted by Chris \r\n \r\n \r\n the reason you get out of bed bitch. don\'t deny it \r\n \r\n

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not true Chris......you\'re the reason I get out of bed!! :D\r\n